Woody, Grandpa and Luke watch a car drive by. COMMERCIAL: "Look, here's the lawn mower, as long as I'm up..."
The Developer
A real estate developer passes through, and thinks the Crossroads would be a perfect place to build something. COMMERCIAL: The Announcer needs a cup of coffee.
Woody's Socks Don't Match
Helen is off shopping, and Woody can't find anything. COMMERCIAL: Collins' Best Tea.
Out To Lunch
Woody and Grandpa stroll over to Mary's Diner for a sandwich. What was that waitress' name again...? COMMERCIAL: Mary Turner testimonial.
Gone Fishin'
Helen Woodrow and Mary Turner talk about the boys while they're gone. COMMERCIAL: Collins' Best Coffee Pot.
Complaint Department
Woody complains about the food at the diner. COMMERCIAL: "It perks you -- UP! And kills bugs -- DEAD!"
Beyond the Farthest Bump
Luke imagines the Crossroads in Space. COMMERCIAL: Collins' Best Instant.
Hide! A Cow's Outside!
The archetypical episode. It takes a lot of nerve to use jokes this old. COMMERCIAL: Husband and Wife for Collins' Best Cocoa.
Hallowe'en
Mary needs a costume, and Luke needs a rest. COMMERIAL: Collins' Best improves office productivity, too!
Whole Lotto Shaking Going On
Lottery fever hits the Crossroads. COMMERCIAL: Ezekiel Collins testimonial.
A Bumpers Crossroads Christmas (by Daniel Kiernan)
Woody deals with more than one fruitcake. COMMERCIAL: Santa Claus testimonial.
Mow Better Blues (by Terry Sanders)
I'll have to look this one up and get back to you...
Grandma's Diary
Grandpa finds his late wife's diary, but he's afraid to read it. COMMERICAL (by Ron Butler): Collins' Best Laundry Detergent.
Japanese Tourists
A tour bus driver chooses Mary's Diner. COMMERCIAL: Coffee pots exploding all over the office.
Over the Rainbow
Luke bangs his head. COMMERCIAL: Fiona loses a day of work, thanks to Collins' Best Cocoa.
"We're a Little Late..."
There's not enough time for the show because of the... COMMERCIAL: Ezekiel Collins vs the Announcer.
Luke's Correspondence Course (a Coffeehouse intro) (by Daniel Kiernan)
The gang learns how to put on a radio show. (About time, I guess.) No commercial.
Love At The Crossroads (by Daniel Kiernan)
Girl talk about Woody and Helen's courtship. COMMERCIAL (by Daniel Taylor): "Unresolved Mysteries" explores the secret of Collins' Best Coffee.
Faint Reception (Croon 1)
Grandpa Croon calls out Grandpa Bumper. COMMERCIAL: Collins' Board Meeting.
Family Feud (Croon 2)
It's Grandpa vs Grandpa, with Woody and Luke to the rescue. COMMERCIAL: Collins Moments 1. "Well, dear, at least the air bag worked."
Know Your Limitations (Mason 1)
George Mason needs another mechanic. COMMERCIAL: "Uncle" Jimmy Piper testimonial.
One Of The Guys (Mason 2)
Does George know that there's something... different about the new mechanic? COMMERCIAL: Ezekiel Collins vs Jimmy Piper.
The Crying Bump (Mason 3)
The truth comes out. Does it matter? It does to Luke. COMMERCIAL: Collins Moments 2. "We're going to give you to the count of three..."
Eggs Mark the Spot
The Easter egg hunt is a week late. So is Luke. COMMERCIAL: Helen Woodrow vs Jimmy Piper.
The Stray Dog (by Linda Young)
He really needs a home, but both Woody and Helen know how much the other one dislikes dogs...
The New Toy (by Jeff Baskin)
Who can resist a fire engine? Well, Woody can... COMMERCIAL: Do vampires drink coffee?
Special Report (by Clair W Kiernan)
The program is pre-empted.
Bradbury's Funeral Home (by Ron N. Butler)
Helen says goodbye to an old friend. [No commercial.]